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PythonCard... WAIT... WTF?! "Milf Cards?!?!" Hilarious!!!

As ever, I’m either the last person on the face of the planet to NOT have heard about something, or I’ve found a legit frigging treasure: Fucking hilarious insane (gotta be hacked or being used as an experiment in autogenerated SEO-gone-totally-out-fucking-control-mad) fiound this site looking for the home of a python IDE called PythonCard… instead, some hilarious (and obsessive, and just awful) blog-gone-crazy all about MILFs… This is MAGNIFICENTLY awful copy. BRILLIANT. (And image-free; so it’s kind of Work-Environment-Safe)…

As always, remember: your brand identity and image is very important in the 21st century. ROFL ERMAGAD! Hacked or a goof or WHATEVER, this page is pretty frigging funny.

Oh you apple! As angerlezulah would say, “meh… Honestly, I think I’m pretty comfortable with my proprietary garbage…” But anyway, if these three screens don’t just make you want to KILL KILL KILL, then congrats! You are a slave to apple’s own new spin on planned obsolescence salve-ware! JUST LIKE ME!!! (The model being, incidentally, that, because they’ve rebuilt their empire on getting the hardware right, and by making it impossible for the user to take control of any aspect of the end user experience/the software that they’ve bastardized from the linux stack that actually runs on the hardware, and because in exchange for this, they offer the end user the assurance that it will just work, so suck it up little slaves, and if it ever stops, drag it to the apple store and well prolly just give you another new slave collar device like the one you’ve somehow managed to break… Their only model is to consistently not fucking ever care about their broken crapware… Because, this way, when they release a new iteration of essentially EXACTT WHAT THEY ALREADY SOLD YOU A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, you might actually buy it with the secret subconscious hope that maybe they’ve FIXED THE GODDAMNED AUTO CORRECT… And - as always - don’t get me started on that atrocious cunt, Siri, who I had already written a superior utility to ALMOST TWO YEARS before Siri came out and started eating all the dick that she constantly gobbles like a nightmare…

But, ya gotta hand it to them: the facts of the matter remain the same: this entry was typed on a goddamned iPhone. So whose the tool/slave/assclown in this equation? LOL!

It’s a small world…

GOTTA TELL YOU… So this girl on twitter tweets about how she loves the ride “it’s a small world” at Disneyland as an embodiment of a hopeful future that she longed for as a child and still harbors hopes of as an adult. And her boyfriend can’t wait for the ride to end. WHO THE FUCK WANTS A RIDE TO END? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAIT IN LINE? YOU KNOW ITS GOI G TO BE A SMALL WORLD (“after all”) ROGHT!? What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IF YOH WAIT ONLINE TO GET ON A RIDE YOU ALREADY THINK IS TOO LONG? Oh wait… YOURE ALREADY FUCKING DEAD, right!?!

Tell me I’m nuts.

BUT WHO DOEs THAT?!

WOUOD YOU RATHER HAVE SOENT THE TIME YOU SPENT ON THE RIDE *WAITING* IN LINE TO GET ON THE RIDE THAT YOU ALREADY HATE AND THINK IS TOO LONG!??

Jesus… These are for-real 30-something grown-ass MOTHERFUCCKING people here… They’re making me feel like I make this shit look good. QND THATS FUCKING SCARY…

Luckily, I’m probably just psycho. BUT COME ON, FOR FUCKS SAKE… YOURE A GROWN ASS MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN BEING WITB A HOT SMART GIRLFRIEND AND YOURE AT DISNEYLAND AND YOU STILL CANT SEE THE UPSIDE OF GOING ON A GODDAMNED RIDE!? REALLY!? FUCK.
Happiest place on earth…

Evidently, it is as they say: a world of tears… Jesus. Makes me want to smash shit.

Sent from my iPhone

this one allan

this one allan

I shed a tear when I saw this sticker

I shed a tear when I saw this sticker

Radio free I has the craft sid spot

HahAhahaha!!!! After ten horrible days, at last, it works!!!

nic-rad:

when times get tough keep clicking

Use the arrows… they will be with you… UNTIL YOU CLICK!

nic-rad:

when times get tough keep clicking

Use the arrows… they will be with you… UNTIL YOU CLICK!

burleskateer:

Maxine Holman        aka. "The Wolf Girl"..
Appearing on a promotional poster for a 1953 appearance at the 'Clermont Hotel'; located in Atlanta, Georgia..

TOITALLY ****NOT**** nightmare fuel… ROFL

burleskateer:

Maxine Holman        aka. "The Wolf Girl"..

Appearing on a promotional poster for a 1953 appearance at the 'Clermont Hotel'; located in Atlanta, Georgia..

TOITALLY ****NOT**** nightmare fuel… ROFL